Sir, Wash Them Pits

Each 2 oz deodorant is handmade and made to order using thoughtfully selected, plant-based ingredients. Because every batch is handcrafted, slight variations in color, texture, and consistency may occur.

For external use only. Always perform a patch test before use and discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool, dry place, as natural ingredients may soften or melt in warm temperatures.

Refund Policy

Due to the personal-care nature of our products, all sales are final, and we do not accept returns or offer refunds. If your order arrives incorrect, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery so we can make it right.

Shipping Information

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size. Each deodorant is made to order, so please allow 3–5 business days for processing before shipping. Tracking information will be provided once your order is on the way.

Because our deodorants are made with natural, oil-based ingredients, they may soften or melt during warm weather. If this happens, place the deodorant in a cool area until it firms back up. This does not affect the quality of the product.